Patni: Suno Ji Mehmaan A Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Men Dal Ke Siva Kuchh Nahin Hai Pati: Tum Chinta Mat Karo Jab Vo Aayen To Rasoi Men Ek Bartan Girana Main Puchhun To Kahna 'Korma' Gir Gaya Fir Dusra Bartan Girana Aur Kahna 'Biryani' Gir Gayi Fir Main Kahunga Chalo 'Dal' Hi Le Aao Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz I Pati: Kya Hua? Patni: Teri Maa Da Siyapaa Ho Gaya Dal Hi Gir Gayi
Pati Aur Patni Ka Zordar Jhagda Ho Raha Tha Pati Gusse Se: Teri Jaisi 50 Milengi Patni Hanste Hue: Abhi Bhi Meri Jaisi Hi Chahiye
Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna Jise Duniya Marriage Anniversary Kahti Hai Asal Men Vo Kunwarepan Majmasti Chhchementhi Aur Aadmi Ki Aajadi Ki "Punyatithi" Hoti Hai
Dad : Beta Teri Garlfrend Hai? Beta : Nahin Dad : Aajkal To Sabki Hoti Hai Thoda Soshal Bano Beta (Sharma Ke) : Vaise Ek Hai... Dad (Chappal Se Pitate Huee) : Dusht.. Tabhi Feel Hota Hai Har Baar
Papa: Beta Aaj Teri Mammi Itni Chup-Chup Kyon Baithi Hai? Beta: Meri Galti Se Papa: Nalayak Aisa Kya Kiya Tune? Beta: Mammi Ne Lipstic Mangi Thi... Maine Galti Se Fevistic De Di Papa: Jug-Jug Jiyo Mere Laal Bhagwan Aisa Beta Sabko De